- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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