What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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