Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Black People

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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I like touching my boobs

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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