So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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