How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Religion.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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