Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Hitler and Jews become friends.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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