why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Your dads dead. lol

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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