- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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