- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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