Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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