- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

I had friends on the Death Star.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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