osama bin laden is dead

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Neil is a reterd.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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