Tommy got neutered.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What's 9+10? 19.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

matt is fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

the power to turn magnetism into light

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Knock Knock Who's There Me

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

The chicken crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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