What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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