- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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