Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

women's rights

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

hashtags suck balls

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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