Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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