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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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