two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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