NASCAR being considered a sport.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

I have an idea! You leave.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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