What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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