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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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