- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

404 Error: Joke not found

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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