Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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