Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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