Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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whos district champs not JM

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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