A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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