Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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