The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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