What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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no rasist joks

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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