- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

whats worse than gill? nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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