- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

i found waldo.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

"...."-Hellen Keller

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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