Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

eoin burgin is fat

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...