- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

1+2 = 6

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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