- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

1+2 = 6

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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