What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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