- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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