- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Dumbledore dies.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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