- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A storm be brewin!

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

I walk into a bar...

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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