- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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