Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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