- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

darude- sandstorm

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Internet Explorer

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Justin Bieber

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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