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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

knock knock There's no door

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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