Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Anti Joke

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