- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Womens rights

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Justin beiber..

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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