- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

I'm Polish.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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