Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Penis

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

LO AND BEHOLD!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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