I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Vote this up

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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