- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

ecks! why zee?

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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