Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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j.p. is dumb

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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