What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

dry handjob

Womens rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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