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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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