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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why didn't he finish his

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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