Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Vote this up

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i committed murder

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Anti Joke

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