How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

N-E Pats never cheated

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

matt is fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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