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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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