- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Boys have swag, real men have class

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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