Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

matt is fat

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...