- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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