What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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