Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Fat people

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Racial Equality

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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