If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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so...um, yeah

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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