- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Mogok Papiti.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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