What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Fat people

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Racial Equality

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Stop. Seriously stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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