your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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