Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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