Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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