Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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