what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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